A call to Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck, Levin, Ramsey, Coulter (indeed, All Influential Conservatives). . .

Comrades,

It is the (RED) dawning of a new day in Amerika, your mission is clear

I call on all conservatives of influence to band together, forge alliances and to craft a new party, devoted to the purest conservative ideas/ideals, and to preach pure conservatism to them asses.

I humbly suggest it be a Conservative University without walls, an Internet University, devoted to re-enlightening the old and teaching the young.

Conservative University should include, and perhaps start with the founding of this formerly great country, and how it grew because of its desire to be free and to have a chance to achieve and to excel; i.e., to re-find, relearn and exercise our formerly conservative roots.

Conservative University of the Internet:

The Purpose: To educate and indoctrinate the conservatives amongst us with a core belief and common conservative values...

The ultimate goal:
To establish and grow a new conservative movement to replace the ineffective old republican party and to act as a foil for liberal ideas and ideals.

The even more, ultimate goal:
To replace the old, ineffective, republican party with a newly energized Conservative party, a party with a simple purpose: to turn back the socialist tide, to teach how conservatism and conservative thought IS the only way back to self-sufficiency and the freedom to learn, earn and to excel, without being oppressed by the shackles of stupidity which is key to our liberal opponents and their Socialist ways.

I hope and pray that you accept this proposal as I have. Although my minuscule voice pales by yours in comparison I will do what I can to join my voice with yours in freeing us from this place dedicated to the ignorance of them asses who only know what their liberal leaders tell them; All Aboard, All Aboard..., All Aboard the Gravy Train.

The Gravy Train's, destination: mediocrity, poverty, and an equally miserable low standard of existence.

Under the results of this election, we are destined only for more taxes, rampant mediocrity, and no hope in any form of a decent, respectable but bleak future...

Yours from the USA (Universally Socialist America),

~~Hooda (ship my pension, investment income and my pitifully paltry Socialist Security (Mis)administration checks to ((I'll let you know, as soon as I figure it out myself [maybe to a grass hut in Indonesia[)) Thunkit.

Apologies, I meant to sigh this as Comrad Hooda (ever) Thunkit. . .

From this darkest of corners, and (eventually) the light.